#10 That smell definately didn't come from you, even if it did.
#9 You no longer have to look like a freak for talking to yourself at the grocery store. People just think you are talking to your kids.
#8 There is always someone else you can blame for your missing keys.
#7 Tax deductions.
#6 An opportunity to write Santa a Christmas List, just in case.
#5 It's nice to know at least SOMEONE thinks you're funny.
#4 You are pegged with mad cooking skills because you can make "Mommy's" or "Daddy's Surprise."
#3 An opportunity to experience life all over again, with slightly more control.
#2 They are good for a laugh pretty much any time you need it.
#1 Kisses and hugs given with unabashed love just for YOU.
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I loved this. You really are a good writer. A little like Deb. You both remind me of Erma Bombeck, funny lady. I loved her books. Ever consider writing for a career? This part made me lol. So true.
You are very funny!
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